Welcome to the
Hyper Holding page
The public have spoken
Due to an incredibly busy past couple of months driving-brand-value for our valued and esteemed clients - we didn't manage to get our website up in time. Okay, so our priorities were in the client camp... And maybe we didn't push as hard as we could have pushed but the site is coming and will be up 'soon'. The winner (if you want to call it that) of the punishment was none other than all the male members (no pun intended) of Hyper.
We will ALL be submitting to a BRO-zillian which will be uncomfortable and humiliating and cause us to itch for weeks afterwards.
When asked about the back sack and crack wax creative director, Oliver Green said
"Look. I'm just happy not to be wearing a g-string on the tube. I get 'travellers' on public transport. You know... From the vibrations."
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